"I listened to my son have sex for 4mins & I was impressed' - British TV personality

UK Mirror Agony Aunt, TV presenter and author Coleen Nolan embarrassed the heck out of his son by telling a panel on Live TV on ITV show Loose Women that she once listened to her son having sex for more than 4 minutes and was 'dead impressed'. Recalling the incident, Coleen revealed:

“I came down one morning and had a missed call from Shane Junior and I’d missed it at 4am. I knew he’d been out so I was panicking, thinking ‘oh my god’, he might be in hospital and all that. And it had gone to voicemail and I was listening to it for about the first ten seconds and I was thinking ‘what the hell is that?’ I realised his phone had gone off during....his night of passion.

"And I hope he’s not watching today but let me say I listened for four and a half minutes, four and a half minutes, I was dead impressed.. When he came round I played it for him and his girlfriend. I had to embarrass him.” See her sons reaction on Twitter after the cut

Later Sean, now 26, wrote

"In my defence it was longer than four and a half minutes...”

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