A
woman who has faced many forms of sexual harassment in which different
men send photos of their p*nises to her demanding for s*x has now found a
shocking way to handle the matter.
Sarah-Louise Jordan
A woman has discovered a mild way to educate some senseless folks
who send her n*de photos online. The woman identified as Sarah-Louise
Jordan revealed that anytime she receives offensive and n*de photos, she
writes a formal letter of rejection to the sender and it has worked
like magic.
According to her.ie,
Sarah-Louise Jordan shared the image to Facebook explaining that, after
receiving an unwanted image, it was the 'English thing to do' to write
them a letter.That's one way to deal with it.
The letter reads:
"Dear Sir,
"Thank you for the unexpected and unsolicited submission of your
penis portrait for our consideration. We regret to inform you that it
has failed to pass our most basic standards of quality control at this
time.
"However, for a nominal fee we can offer you a report that will help you change that.
"The A4 report, provided via postal service, will include a personalised booklet that covers the following:
"Why genitals are not an acceptable conversation opener (a step by step guide to saying hello).
"How to appear as though you weren't raised by wolves.
"Better ways to deal with your sexual frustration.
"How to dress your penis for social media (a rough guide to pants).
"AND
"Penis reading: a new form of palmistry that may help you unlock the key to your future.
"We will also answer questions you might have such as:
"Do I have too much time on my hands?
"And
"Why did my penis fail basic standards of quality control?
"(Note: the number one reason for this occurring is that it is attached to a bigger dick than itself.)
"Finally, as a gesture of goodwill we intend to offer two free samples with all of your future penis portrait submissions:
"An inventive critique of your pride & joy.
"AND
"A surprise consultation with your closest available family member about your portfolio.
"We trust this exciting offer is acceptable and look forward to working with you in the near future.
"Yours faithfully."
Good banter, Sarah-Louise Jordan.
Can all girls who have experienced this please start using this as a reply?
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