How To Tell When A Woman Just Had Sex
on 18:43:00
Did you know that just by walking down the
street, or across the office, people may be
able to figure out that you’ve gotten laid?
Because having a vaginal climax does more
than just put a little pep in your step. It
actually causes you to walk differently, with a
longer stride and a greater pelvic rotation.
In a European study, trained sexologists (nice
job title) were able to pick out, with an 81
percent accuracy, which women had an climax
just by watching them walk
But that’s not the only way someone can tell if
a woman has had s*x. Here are a few others:
The Glow: There’s a scientific reason for us
getting the flushed in the cheeks look after s*x
— more blood flow — but what about that
aura of calm that seems to float around us
after the fact? It happens. Recently, my
husband and I went on a post-coital grocery
store trip and ran in to some friends. The wife
remarked to me, “You’re glowing,” with a little
wink and a nod.
The Cat Who Ate The Canary Grin: This is
also known as the Smirking Smile and if you
see a woman looking sideways with this look
on her face, you’ll know, yep, she just got laid.
She has a secret that’s making her go through
her day with a sense of fulfillment. Because,
seriously, nobody is that happy unless they
just had s*x with a happy ending
The Wet Spot: I know this is gross but getting
seminal moisture leaking through to your
pants can be an unfortunate byproduct of
having s*x, at least if you don’t use a condom
or your partner doesn’t pull out. And it’s not
one of the good ways you would want
someone to be able to tell that you recently
had s*x. Wearing a pad post-intercourse can
help prevent this — just sayin’.
The Unflappably Buoyant Mood: A post-
intercourse rise in endorphins can give you a
fresh perspective on the annoyances of every
day life: Go ahead, honk at me because I’m
going too slow. Cut in front of me in the
check-out line at the store. And let my kids
scream at each other while they argue over
who gets to sit in the front seat on the way to
school. I. Don’t. Care. Thanks to a little early
morning sunrise surprise, nothing is going to
put me in a bad mood.